Chapter
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Title
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Tips, tricks and lists included
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Day 30
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Welcome to my world. Seatbelts not required, but strongly encouraged.
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Excuses to avoid doing your to-do's
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Day 29
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Clean house. Flirt at bar. Repeat.
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Wedding responsibilities for groom, best man and groomsmen
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Day 28
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Is that your minivan, Mr. Michaels?
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Choosing your guest list
Writing your wedding invitation
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Day 27
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Body painting, one-tenth scale.
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Wedding budget & financial responsibilities
Cost savings tips
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Day 26
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Revenge of the prom tux.
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Tuxedo basics & tying a bow-tie
Groomsmen & bride gift ideas
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Day 25
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Little blue box. Big-ass bill.
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Engagement ring rights
Anniversary gifts
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Day 24
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Will you take my hand... and hold it while I puke?
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Marriage legal info
Wedding party tips
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Days 23-21
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The (occasionally) lost weekend
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Bachelor party tips & rules
Wedding traditions
Ways to romance your fiancée
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Day 20
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How much is that crockery in the window?
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Registry info & groom-friendly items
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Day 19
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Have you heard the one about the Jewish groom and the Catholic bride?
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Handling mixed marriages
Vegas wedding facts
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Day 18
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Juke box hero.
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Wedding songs
Table seating tips
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Day 17
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She may not remember to back up her computer, but she knows to back up her wedding dress.
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Honeymoon ideas
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Day 16
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Analyze me and I'll put your kids through Harvard.
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Understanding women by their diamond cut
Do-it-yourself therapy
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Day 15
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Where's a crystal ball when you need one?
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Dancing suggestions
Questions to ask every wedding vendor
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Day 14
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Up the creek with too many paddles.
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Stress relief tips
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Day 13
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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I think I'm dead, based on just one little clue.
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Bridal customs
Things you should never do while engaged
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Day 12
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What's mine is yours, and what's yours is yours.
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Prenuptial agreements
Financial planning for after the wedding
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Day 11
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Big screen dreams.
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Wedding-friendly movies
Questions to ask to avoid answering questions
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Day 10
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The haircut heard round the city.
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Changing names
The business of weddings
Why brides wear white
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Day 9
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When the bachelorette's away, the mice do wedding chores.
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Writing thank you notes
Tips to surprise your mate while she's out
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Day 8
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Forget the environment. Never recycle porn.
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Getting in shape
Things to throw out before the wedding
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Day 7
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The next Steven Spielbergo.
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Wedding scamming scorecard for single guests
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Day 6
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It takes two to tango. Three, if one doesn't know how to dance.
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Marital sex statistics
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Day 5
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The speechless best man and the even more speechless groom.
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Preventing family feuds
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Day 4
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Honk if you're getting married.
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Emergency kit for grooms
Toasting tips & template
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Day 3
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Practice makes perfect.
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Wedding-horror bingo
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Day 2
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License to wed.
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Limo & transportation tips
Last night reminders for the groom
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Day 1
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I do. Now hit me.
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Wedding night activities
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Married life,
Day 1
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What happens in Vegas is legally recognized by every other state.
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Appendix A
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The complete guide to the groom's wedding to-do's
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Every to-do, from meeting the girl of your dreams to saying "I do"
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Appendix B
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The complete guide to the groom's party responsibilities
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Every party the groom will have to attend and how to make the most of them.
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