The one party that really matters.
The average bachelor party costs one thousand dollars and includes ten men.
Thirsty? Not a problem. The average amount of beer consumed at a bachelor party is four cases.
Horny? Cross your fingers. There is a one in three chance of seeing a stripper at the average bachelor party.
Jealous? You shouldn’t be. Almost four out of five men claim they wouldn’t mind if there was a male stripper at their fiancée’s bachelorette party.
Below is a handy bachelor party guide from the tame to out-of-control.
| |
No pulse |
Mild |
Minimum |
Expected |
Better than
average |
Go at your
own risk |
| Main event |
Play golf |
Watch porn |
Bar hop |
Go to
strip joint |
Stripper comes
to you |
Prostitute comes to you |
Options |
Fish
Horse
track
Ball
game
BBQ |
Drink beer
Smoke
cigars
Call 900 numbers Play poker |
Hit on women Get phone numbers
Give out
cell number
|
Go on stage
Get pancakes
with stripper
Get stripper's
e-mail
|
2 strippers
Room service
with stripper
Get stripper's
phone number
|
2 prostitutes
Ask her to be bridesmaid
Get her
phone number
|
| |
"I love you" phone call |
Flowers |
Chocolate |
Romantic
dinner |
Jewelry |
Amicable separation |
Top bachelor party cities (rated by Maxim Magazine)
Vegas weekend guide - sample itinerary
1st night: rally troops (simple dinner, gamble, sample some strip joints)
2nd day: make it count (lounge poolside, gamble, steak & roast, limo to strip joints)
3rd day: recover (sleep in, pool, destroy evidence...glitter, moisturizer, lipstick)
Other city suggestions
Basic rules
- Do have an alibi set up. Or at least a promise from everyone that mum’s the word.
- Do buddy up (but don’t worry if you lose him, especially when your with your new buddy Amber)
- Do pay attention to the groom (it’s your night, not theirs…no matter how “married” they are)
- Do embarrass the groom (get tossed on stage, pointed at and mashed with unsuspecting women)
- Do tell strip clubs you're coming in advance (you might get a free limo, cover waived or other "specials")
- Do know the difference between the yellow page ad of a stripper and a prostitute. No moral judgment here…just making sure you read the fine print.
- Do leave enough group money for bail.
- Do prepare for plenty of shots.
- Do roast groom. No need to have him full of self-confidence.
- Do spring for a proper hotel (even if you have to 4-up in each room).
- Do fill night/weekend with as many gag gifts as you can.
- Don’t have party the night before the wedding. Do it one to three months before the big day.
- Don’t drive. Book a limo, flag down cabs or designate a driver.
- Don’t take pictures.
- Don’t call fiancée during the party.
- Don’t hit the strip joints too early. Money gets poured like water, so build up the night.
- Don’t drop the groom off at his fiancée’s after the night’s over.
- Don’t bring up fiancée’s name, even in a disrespectful way.
- Don’t just take the talent’s word for it when booking her. Get a picture. Order a trial run.
Movies to watch to get psyched for the big night/weekend
Bachelor party planning links
Bachelor party tips
Bachelor party fun
Strip club directory
Another strip club directory
Yet another strip club directory
Thrill Brokers
Lap dance
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